ERICA RHODES steals Harland's masculinity! Moles, cockpits, and throwing dad's ashes in the dead sea

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This episode is sponsored by SKIMS, Rugiet, and Hims! -Ready to level up your confidence in the bedroom? Head to Rugiet.com and use my promo code HARLAND for 15% off your first order. - Shop SKIMS Men's at SKIMS.com. https://www.skims.com/harland -To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Him.com/HARLAND Thanks for watching the Harland Highway. More Harland Williams: Harland Highway Podcast Video: https://www.youtube.com/c/HarlandHighwayPodcast Harland Highway Podcast Audio: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-harland-highway/id321980603 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/harlandwilliams Harbling Shirts: https://www.harbling.com Official Website: https://www.harlandwilliams.com Twitter :https://twitter.com/harlandhighway?lang=en More Eric Rhodes: Website: https://www.ericarhodescomedy.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ericarhodes/?hl=en X: https://x.com/ericarhodes ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor #podcast #harlandwilliams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Come on out to the Big Bear Film Festival for the very first American screening of my movie Wingman at the Big Bear Film Festival. See you there.
0:12.4	I have a mole here too. Let's see. Right there. That's not a mole. That's a breast. That's a breast.
0:19.6	That's what this is? Yeah. You thought that was a mole? I thought that was a mole. I was like, can you? That's a brast. That's a breast. That's what this is? Yeah. You thought that was a mole?
0:21.6	I thought that was a mole.
0:22.6	I was like, can you...
0:23.6	Oh, that's a big mole.
0:24.6	It's like, you have to look at this.
0:26.6	Yeah, no, that's a breast.
0:28.6	If you get a mole with a nipple on it, that's a breast.
0:32.6	Long neck, no chin.
0:36.6	The hard highway is about to begin.
0:41.3	Sit down or stand up.
0:46.3	The Harlan Highway, like Kayla in a cup.
0:51.3	Let us lips, muffin eyes, tattoo of butterter, a map on his thighs, shut your hole,
0:57.0	open your brain, the Harlan Highway is here to explain, photosynthesis, photosynthesis.
1:10.0	Sometimes I wonder if I should have been an interior decorator.
1:14.3	Yeah, you have good style too.
1:16.4	You could have been a stylist.
1:18.2	Yeah.
1:19.1	Like stylist, interior decorator.
1:22.9	What else?
1:27.8	Life coach or? Life coach or?
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from 7EQUIS, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of 7EQUIS and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.