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Ologies with Alie Ward

Erethizonology (PORCUPINES) with Tim Bean

Ologies with Alie Ward

Alie Ward

Comedy, Science, Society & Culture

4.923.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Barbs. Grunts. Bone caves. Dogs who got too close. We got porcupines, folks. Dr. Tim Bean of Cal Poly is as charming an ologist you can get, fielding questions about porcupine squeaks, stanks, cartoonish noses, and some romantic gestures that will leave you wanting to bleach your brain. We also cover counting quills, male models, flim-flam about quill removal, how to spot a porcupine in the wild, how to gently detain one for research, and so much more. An absolute instant classic.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, hey, it's yesterday's medication in your jeans pocket.

0:03.5

Oops, Allie Ward.

0:04.6

Let's stab ourselves with information from a porcupine's business end.

0:08.8

We have a good one.

0:09.7

What a chat.

0:10.5

I remember getting off this interview and being like, this is why I make the show.

0:14.6

You're in for a treat.

0:15.6

Okay, so we've got an associate professor from San Luis Obispo's California Polytechnic State University, Cal Poly, who teaches courses

0:22.6

like Introduction to Wildlife Conservation and Administration. They studied ecology,

0:27.6

and environmental biology at Columbia University. They headed a UC Berkeley for a master's and

0:33.0

Ph.D. in environmental science policy and management. Bonus, they specialize in rodents.

0:39.3

What does it have to do with porcupines?

0:41.3

Everything. Porcupines are rodents.

0:43.3

What? Yep.

0:44.3

Big, beautiful, barbed rat-like creatures, and we love them.

0:48.3

Thank you also to Sarah Lissner Berman,

0:51.3

to listener Sarah Berman, who suggested this ologist singing their praises of their

0:56.8

porcupine enthusiasm. So we're going to get to it in a sec, but first thank you so much to everyone

1:00.4

who sends same questions, audio ones as well. You can submit them at patreon.com slash ologies. Thanks to

1:05.6

everyone wearing ologies merch from ologiesmerch.com. And thanks to everyone who leaves reviews

1:10.6

for the show, which helps

1:11.5

us so much, like this one from NJ Roadrunner, who wrote, if science could embody itself as a warm

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