How do you pass up the opportunity to spit blood in Joan Baez's face?

I've read Mark Twain. I've read Huckleberry Finn. I think I earned the right to go out of the internet and see that guy get a chainsaw on the face. Dude, my dad was drunk and my mom was dealing with it. Guess what? I get raised by a cookie monster. My conch looks like it's been in a hockey flight Time and my stupidity. It's at the speed of goddamn light.

I got a bunch of the clocks.

Hey, what's happening?

A Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast.

Let me welcome all of you, all of you listeners.

All of you longtime listeners, people have been with this show from The Jump.

11 years have been doing this podcast.

Some of you have been here from day one. Some of you were with me before that,

actually, it never not funny. Some of you just arrived. And that's the, you know, this is a special treat for you guys, which means it might not be a special treat for the people who've been here

for 11 years. Let me, let me tell the people for 11 years. There's going to be, there's a, there's a show attached to this. Like I, I've brought back a show

from the past. I've brought back a show, uh, that I don't think has ever been used as a, as a rerun.

And I thought about this because here's the thing. I'm doing Twitch. Do you know what Twitch is,

folks? If you don't know what Twitch is, I'm going to tell you about it right now. If you go to Twitch.tv slash the 40-year-old boy, I'm on there playing Vigja games.

Vidja. That's what I call them. I'm playing video games for the masses.

A lot of you are regulars. A lot of you are there all the time. A Scott, a Ruben, a Tanya, a Kiki, a Christi, a Jason. Another bunch of people I'm going to forget and they're going to be mad that I forgot.

A Rubin and Jeremy.

Let's see.

A radio rob.

He shows up.

A Travis Barbecue is always there as well.

These are fun people, nice people, podcast people who've been with me forever.

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