How do you pass up the opportunity to go on the internet, see a guy get a chainsaw on the face.

Dude, my dad was drunk and my mom was dealing with it. Guess what? I get raised by a cookie monster.

My con looks like it's been in a hockey flage. Time my stupidity. It's at the speed of goddamn light.

I got a bunch of a blocks.

Hey, what's happening in my Schmidt 40-year-old boy?

Podcast.

I'm going to do that.

I got to warn you, my voice sounds amazing right now.

It's just, listen to how good it sounds.

Honestly, you're wondering to yourself, because first all, let's talk, let's deal with this right off the top. It's Friday morning. All right, we're dealing with Friday now instead of Thursday. I took a day. There's a day delay in the release of this podcast,

so now we're doing this. I'm coming out on a Friday morning. But now that you hear my voice, don't you think to yourself, well, I'm glad this dude waited a day. I just waited for this voice to show up.

You know, normally I, you know what?

I sound like.

I sound like me all the goddamn time.

And right now I still kind of sound like me.

However, if I go ahead and plumb the depths, if I go like this, it's just, oh, hi, hey.

I don't think anybody likes that as much as I do.

But boy, do I fucking love it.

I mean, I just want to talk like this all the goddamn time.

I wish I had that kind of that resonating tone, that bottom of a tomb, that sounds like the twisting off of a jar.

I could be wrong in describing all of these things.

But doesn't it just feel like warm maple syrup is pouring out of your earbuds and right

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