Episode Twenty-Four, Year Eleven

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Mike Schmidt, 40yearoldboy, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2019

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Shing Shing Shing!

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0:00.0	How do you pass up the opportunity to spit blood and Joan Baez's face?
0:24.9	I've read Mark Twain. I've read Huckleberry Finn.
0:28.6	I think I earned the right to go out of the internet and see that guy get a chainsaw on the face.
0:31.2	Dude, my dad was drunk and my mom was dealing with it.
0:31.7	Guess what?
0:33.0	I get raised by a cookie monster.
0:35.3	My con looks like it's been in a hockey flight.
0:36.3	Time my stupidity.
0:37.8	It's at the speed of goddamn light.
0:39.4	I got a bunch of the clocks.
0:44.1	Hey, what's happened in Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast?
0:46.7	Third attempt at doing this show.
0:47.4	I'm not going to lie to it.
0:47.8	It's Monday.
0:49.2	I've tried this show three times.
0:50.9	I was doing the show a second ago.
0:51.8	A second ago?
0:55.7	Half an hour ago I was recording and I sat here and look, I I don't proclaim to be an expert in anything except for this part of it, the talking part,
0:59.2	that I got nailed down, that I got sussed, that I can do in my fucking sleep.
1:03.0	As a matter of fact, I am right now.
1:04.2	I'm sleeping.
1:04.9	If a Z slips out, I do apologize to you folks.
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