How do you pass up the opportunity to go on the internet and see a guy get a chainsaw on the face.

Dude, my dad was drunk and my mom was dealing with it. Guess what? I get raised by a cookie monster.

My con looks like it's been in a hockey flage. Time my stupidity. It's at the speed of goddamn light.

I got a bunch of a blocks.

Hey, what's happened to Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast?

Folks, I've got to warn you.

There's a possibility here.

It's floating in the air.

There's tension.

There's a smell of burning electric wires.

There's all sorts of, it's crackling.

I won't even lie to you, it's crackling in here right this second.

There's a possibility.

There's a good chance.

I want to say a good chance.

There's a possibility.

Well, there's a chance.

There's a 50% chance, a 57% chance.

I guess would make it a good chance.

An 80% chance would something will happen here uh I hope not

Jesus Christ that's a serious chance that you know what that's almost a guarantee I'm not

going to lie to you if you go with 157% chance of something happening, that's, uh, you're pretty goddamn

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