Episode Thirty-Two, Year Eleven

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Mike Schmidt, 40yearoldboy, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Turtleneck Socrates

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0:00.0	How do you pass up the opportunity to spit blood and Joan Baez's face?
0:26.3	I've read Mark Twain. I've read Huckleberry Finn. I think I earned the right to go out of the internet and see a guy get a chainsaw on the face. Dude, my dad was drunk and my mom was dealing with it.
0:31.3	Guess what? I get raised by a cookie monster. My con looks like it's been in a hockey flight.
0:35.4	Time my stupidity. It's at the speed of goddamn light. I got a bunch of the clocks.
0:39.3	Hey, what's happening?
0:41.3	I'm Mike Schmidt's 40-year-old boy podcast.
0:43.3	How you doing?
0:44.3	Good?
0:45.3	I hope so.
0:46.3	All right.
0:47.3	That would be a record.
0:48.3	I did a six-second show.
0:50.3	I would love to do that.
0:51.3	I'm a little out of sorts today. I won't lie. You guys are fine, as I just heard you shout at your goddamn iPod vaginas, but I'm a little
0:56.9	I don't know.
0:58.5	Here's the thing.
0:59.1	All right, I've been sick, but I'm not sick anymore.
1:00.7	I think I'm much better now.
1:02.2	I'm feeling good.
1:03.7	I'm feeling better.
1:04.4	I'm feeling spry, if you will.
1:06.6	Hold on. Listen to this voice. Do you hear this? Do you hear my amazing? I'm going to talk. Hold on. Get real close.
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