Episode Thirty-Seven, Year Twelve

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Comedy, 40yearoldboy, Mike Schmidt, Society & Culture

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2020

⏱️ 113 minutes

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In Front Of God, Yogurt, And Everybody

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0:00.0	Go!
0:02.0	Go!
0:03.0	Go!
0:04.0	... Skill, knack, flair craft
0:39.8	ability
0:40.8	aptitude
0:42.1	expertise
0:43.9	genius
0:45.2	gift
0:46.8	I'm the fucking talent
0:50.0	hey what's happened
0:53.2	a Mike Schmidt
0:53.7	40 year old boy podcast all podcast? All right, look, enough, right? Enough.
0:57.5	Fucking enough. Let's do this. Let's take a step back. Let's grab the reins. Let's let's, let's
1:04.2	fucking steer into the skid that this fucking quarantine has become. Let's all grab our masks and wear them. Oh yes, wear your
1:12.1	fucking masks, people. No more of this hillbilly bullshit of like, I love Merck. Fuck off. You're
1:17.5	killing people. Killing everybody. And I know some of you listen and you're going to be like,
1:21.8	well, but, uh, you know, but Mike, my freedoms. Yes, your freedoms. Everybody loves your freedoms. Good for you. You know what I love
1:27.5	more than my freedoms? My Aunt Marge. I love her. She's great. She was so kind to me at Christmas
1:32.6	and I'd hate to see her be fallen by the germ because some fuckhead wanted to be free. I don't need
1:39.9	my fucking aunt to die of red, white and blue lung. All right? Let's not let that happen.
1:48.0	All right, please, please, please read your fucking mask on. Don't touch your face. Wash your hands.
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