Episode Thirty-Seven, Year Eleven

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Mike Schmidt, 40yearoldboy, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2019

⏱️ 118 minutes

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0:00.0	How do you pass up the opportunity to spit blood in Joan Baez's face? Dude, I'm so funny I had murdered an Epiglottis.
0:24.8	Let's round him a faceless and get some pajamas.
0:27.7	Dude, I didn't know my head was a bank.
0:29.8	That's fucking awesome.
0:30.9	I want to eat so many ducy rolls.
0:32.4	I just shit a tire.
0:33.6	I jerked off with this towel so much, it might be a surfboard.
0:36.5	Mr. Schmidt is an entertainer.
0:38.0	Not a cool.
0:40.8	Hey, what's happened?
0:41.7	A Mike Schmidt's 40-year-old boy podcast.
0:43.7	I've got to change that.
0:45.1	Not change it.
0:45.7	I've said it like that a long time.
0:47.8	But perhaps, you know, with new people joining us all the time via Twitch,
0:50.9	uh, I should say, I should say my name more clearly, I would imagine, hey, what's happening?
0:55.3	Well, no, I don't want to say, hey, what's happening?
0:56.9	I say, hey, what's happening?
0:58.2	I can't throw a G in there.
0:59.5	Nobody wants superfluous G.
1:00.9	Fuck you, G.
1:01.7	Take a walk, G.
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