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The 40 Year Old Boy

Episode Thirty-Nine, Year Twelve

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Comedy, 40yearoldboy, Mike Schmidt, Society & Culture

4.5626 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2020

⏱️ 126 minutes

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F*ck You. Kill Spiders. Talk Sh*t.

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... Skill, knack, flair aptitude expertise genius gift i'm the fucking talent hey what's happened to Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast? How you doing? How is everybody? How are you out there? How are the people? How are the animals? How are the people who talk to the animals? That would be just one person, Dr. Doolittle. He's the only one who speaks to the animals, correct? I heard a song to that effect. I'm the guy who talks to the animals, to the animals. Hey, doctor,

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do little the animals. I talk to them all the time all day. Uh, I think I heard that song. Perhaps.

1:18.3

I may have just, you may have just heard it. I let it put the way. I can tell you this. You

1:21.1

absolutely just heard that song. Did I just create it? Maybe. Maybe I just wrote it on a Friday. It is Friday, I think, or Thursday.

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I don't even, I don't know. Calenders are obsolete. As you know, the ancient Gregorians were they

1:33.0

disappeared once their calendar went obsolete. That might be true. That might not be true. I could

1:38.1

have made that up like I made up the Dr. Doolittle song. A lot of making up going out of the show uh but when i hear calendar i think of the word gregorian and that's probably the only time gregorian well no a chance i think of chance

1:48.1

with a c chance of an nts whenever i think of a chant i think of gregorians whenever i think of a

1:53.2

calendar i think of gregorians and uh and if i remember correctly didn't the gregorians fight the

1:57.4

avengers in the last movie they may have i think they showed up with Thanos and the Gregorians. Oh, that's, that's the sequel we're all waiting for once they can

2:06.1

start filming movies again. Once people can be on a set. Did you hear this? I don't know if you know

2:09.7

this part, ladies and gentlemen. Let's talk about this. I don't know if you've heard there's a germ about. And now it's aerosolized. And now if you're in a room with a window closed and somebody

2:17.9

sneezes, you can die. We all knew this anyway, but now they're proving it somehow. Look, I don't know.

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I don't. And we've, well, I'll get to exactly the times we've talked about this in a second.

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But with the germ about, they're now starting to do do things they're like hey let's let's open

2:35.5

well they open bars and stores and then guess what happened oh guess guess what pressure cells

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i know you know you see the news you got social media they open bars and and stuff and everybody

2:44.8

said you know what i want in st louis some toasted ravioli that's the local specialty and down

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in texas they said everything's bigger in texas i i want some and some beef. Domonico. Bring me a Domonico cut, please. And in Florida, they said,

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