Episode Thirty-Five, Year Twelve

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Comedy, 40yearoldboy, Mike Schmidt, Society & Culture

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2020

⏱️ 107 minutes

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0:00.0	Go!
0:02.0	Go!
0:03.0	Go!
0:04.0	... Skill, knack, flame, flair, craft, ability, aptitude, expertise, genius, gift.
0:48.4	I'm the fucking talent.
0:52.1	Hey, what's happened to Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast. Remember, remember fun?
0:56.8	Wasn't fun, fun? That was the best. Remember comedy and laughs? Oh, remember you could just go
1:02.3	ahead and sit back and go, oh, here's some dumb shit I did this week. And everybody go, oh, ho,
1:06.1	oh, look at Mike and his antics. Don't we love Mike's antics? We do. We've loved him for 12 years.
1:11.3	We've tuned in to hear his antics.
1:12.8	Go to and fro as he tiptoes through the Garden of Life and tries not to get besieged
1:17.0	by poison ivy or a renegade wasp.
1:20.1	And they're out there, the renegade wasps.
1:21.7	They're now calling them Karen's and Chads, but the renegade wasps are still out there, ladies and gentlemen. The white Anglo-Saxon Protestants, although I think they had to change the E evangelical
1:30.9	because they're the ones fucking everything up, right?
1:33.0	The white evangelical Saxon Protestant, Anglo-Saxon?
1:37.2	Well, Anglo-Saxon means white, I suppose, but it's already white.
1:40.1	Wait, white Anglo- well, hold on, Anglo-Saxon I always thought was white. But you know what?
1:45.1	You know who I'm worried about?
1:46.1	The white John Saxon Protestant.
1:48.0	Oh, I'll tell you what.
1:49.7	He'll stare down a fucking Bruce Lee and think that he's going to team up with him.
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