Episode I: The Phantom Fir (Douglas-fir)
Completely Arbortrary
Completely Arbortrary
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2021
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
What's up, Fungal Associates! Welcome to Completely Arbortrary, the podcast about trees and other related topics. In our inaugural episode, we discuss the crown jewel of the Great Pacific Northwest, the Douglas-fir (Pseudotsuga menziesii). Named after botanist David Douglas, this false fir is a house favorite and a perfect choice for Christmas trees. While we're at it, what is a fungal associate? We start our PR campaign for these fungal friends in this, our first episode of Completely Arbortrary.
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