Episode #994: TV makes us choose

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2012

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Jen discuss hard tv choices coming up this weekend. Plus an update on more North Korea craziness, Who Needs A Movie takes on Moneyball, and Email FRENZY!

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0:00.0	Sure, maybe you've ruined my career. Maybe you'll never see me again.
0:05.0	But if you had forced me to take government bailout money, you'd be my boss.
0:12.0	Oh, my. You'd have to come down to Washington. Report to me.
0:16.0	Like a little schoolboy. Your hand's sticky from candy.
0:20.0	And the worst part is I wouldn't even want the money.
0:22.0	No, you wouldn't. Jack, don't think you're taking welfare to kill you.
0:25.0	There's so many jobs at stake. You'd have to take it. I'd make you.
0:28.0	I'd make you take it all. I'd roll over and let you give it to me.
0:31.0	I'm honestly not trying to make this sound gay.
0:33.0	No one is. It's just happening.
0:35.0	TVTL!
0:40.0	A common problem here on TVTL. The show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:44.0	I don't really think it's fair for me to be in a jury because I can read thought.
0:49.0	My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.
0:52.0	Who's crazy? Me or Anne Carman?
0:55.0	This is episode 994 in a collector series.
0:59.0	Oh, yeah.
1:00.0	Because we crawl ever closer to our 1,000th program.
1:06.0	We got a good one, though, for you on this Thursday.
1:08.0	Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on TVTL.
1:12.0	As the 30 Rock audio drops may have already indicated.
1:17.0	30 Rock is back tonight. We will celebrate that together.
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