Episode #993: You be illin

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2012

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Luke is back from New Hampshire and he and Jen immediately start planning for the big upcoming 1000th show, talk about the definition of illin, and save time for It's Pretty Cool

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0:00.0	We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest.
0:03.2	As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado.
0:06.2	Anybody want to see second prize?
0:08.2	Second prize is set to steak knives.
0:11.0	Third prize is your fight.
0:13.6	We get the picture.
0:15.8	Are you laughing now?
0:18.6	You've got leads.
0:20.0	You can't close the leads, you're given, you can't close.
0:23.6	You are s**t!
0:24.8	Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it because you are going out!
0:29.2	I've been in this business 15 years.
0:31.8	What's your name?
0:32.8	You, that's my name.
0:34.8	You know why, mister?
0:35.8	Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight.
0:38.8	I drove an $80,000 BMW.
0:41.4	That's my name.
0:43.2	T-B-T-L!
0:50.0	And now you know the pep talk I give myself in the mirror
0:53.0	before each and every edition of T-B-T-L.
0:56.0	This is the show that is probably
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