Episode 99: Let's Give Spanks

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2015

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Episode NINETY-NINE is here! And we catch up with Lahna and Ralphie about their LA Thanksgiving and Thanksgivings past (hint: drugs and baby-making stories). So tune in to talk turkey and take a mushroom trip down memory lane with your fearless Perfect 10 Podcast hosts.

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0:00.0	It's ridiculously good.
0:01.3	Can you see your man there, the Jason Statham all the time? Yeah? Yeah. Fucking. Through a window. He sat right next to me through the window. Okay. So I was sitting on the inside window seat and he was sitting on the outside window seat. So technically I ate what Jason Statham. No, you didn't. Yeah, yeah, no, I was sitting right next to him. I've been to the zoo, okay? I'm not eating with a gorilla.
0:01.9	I sat right next to him. I've been to the zoo, okay? I'm not eating with a gorilla. I sat right next to him, an eight. It was right outside the window. Right out between the window, okay? But you have to understand. I think that he's super hot that guy, because he's so, like, it's just macho. I love transporter. That was one of my favorite movies.
0:37.9	It's just such a good movie.
0:39.1	You know, I can drive too. You know, it's a big fucking deal, okay? I drive too. I've got a BMW. I'm just saying, I sat next to him through a window. You said, oh, he's so hot. Oh, you got all dreamy like you have a window. Okay. No, I didn't come.
0:34.1	I know you didn't, but you breathing hard.
0:35.2	The pumpkin pie, though, would make me come.
0:37.6	Stop.
0:37.8	Stop.
0:38.2	Stop.
0:38.3	Stop.
0:38.4	Stop.
0:39.3	It's so good. all dreamy like you half came. Through a window. Okay. No, I didn't come. I know you didn't, but you breathing hard.
0:54.4	The pumpkin pie, though, would make me come.
0:56.5	Stop.
0:56.7	Earth Cafe pumpkin pie is so good.
0:58.6	I've eaten a lot of pie.
0:59.8	I've never came from it.
1:05.1	Hey, guys.
1:08.1	I'm Lana Turner.
1:08.9	You're listening to the Perfect 10 podcast, and I'm so lucky right now to be sitting next to Ralphie.
1:16.9	Hi, everybody. How are you? It's great to be here. It's great to have you here. It's so nice. Talk, share. Let's hear from you.
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