Episode #989: Jessie Thorn hits a bullseye

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2012

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Jessie Thorn joins us to talk about the big changes to the Sound of Young America show. Plus, Luke and Jen bring you some PSAs that you will really want to hear...involving pantslessness and suspicious soup.

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0:00.0	Okay, so um another rule there will be no bringing girls back to the house
0:05.6	I know how you guys are actually know that I don't see any reason why they can't bring girls back here to visit if they want
0:12.6	Do you want to bring some girls home to Doug?
0:15.4	No, I don't see any reason why they can't yeah, baby. I'll bring some girls home, too
0:20.3	Just find some real authentic slits and just turn this house into a whore home
0:25.2	Is that what you'd like Doug? No, it's not but there will be no smoking
0:29.7	Drinking or drugs. No party. We don't party. I know that's for Doug
0:35.6	Struggled with addiction
0:39.8	Okay, number eight you must not leave the house
0:44.0	Um, never
0:52.4	Well, that'll give you more time to listen to TBTL
0:55.7	It's the show that just might be too beautiful to live
0:58.9	This show is a joke. You are a joke
1:02.5	I yes indeed a joke named Luke Burbank your host weighing in it
1:07.2	196 pounds. Oh, yeah
1:10.7	Now, I'm not sure how reliable that is that is a health meter
1:14.0	196 whereas the
1:16.2	The 199 I reported yesterday was a
1:19.0	gym locker room where you move the weight
1:22.2	Around 199 pounds
1:24.9	So I don't know if I just somehow lost three pounds in one day, which would be great
1:29.3	Or if it's just that the health meter has been running low this whole time, Jen
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