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837pm Tuesday, July 18th, 2023

Episode number 988, oh yeah dude, my name is Jonathan, this is Seth, hello Seth.

Jonathan is my friend, he's my podcast partner, I add dude, started in February of 2006,

it's now July of 2023, is that possible, I don't know how it's possible, is it a miracle?

Nearly, just barely a miracle, just barely a miracle, the UID story, the Hormark channel,

what's that, that's a vaporizer, it is, I meant to do it right before the show, all right,

this episode brought to you by Waterloo and Jewel, that's that tropical fruit, tropical fruit

for a tropical fruit, hey, Hormark channel is going to host a themed Christmas sale in 2024,

tickets go on sale, Friday, July 21st, that'll give you 473 days before it's set sale in November,

November 5th, 2024, you really want to get on those, that shit's going to sell out right quick,

is this ephemera, this is, we're going to embark on a four-night sale on a Miami to the Nassau Bahamas,

I thought sale, SALE, like I thought they were like set sale, open seas,

traveling to Nassau Bahamas and back, I hope, so one way ticket, passengers will be able to

experience holiday cheer in the forms of cookie making, Carol Loke, Carol Loke, photo ops with

network stars, Hallmark channel wine tastings, an ugly sweater contest, and an exclusive premiere

of one of the 2024 countdown to Christmas films, it will take place aboard the Norwegian

gym cruise ship, again, that's tickets are on sale on Friday, July 21st,

two please, that's a dose, please, so, it seems like

not a ton of stuff on the itinerary, to do, because that's a long journey,

contest, that's like a journey tasting two more minutes, the films are quick, that's 90 minutes,

so it's like about three days of what, I thought it would be like all of our holiday

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