And keeping with the buciasms, G-A-R-Y, Gary, genuinely accepted, appreciated, respected,

yay.

I hear you say that a lot and I hope that needed to end it and I do really like you just

the way you are.

Well, this touched me very deeply and it's unexpected, but that's the great things about

you're not expecting something when something comes and you realize you need to hear that.

T-B-T-L.

Here's something else you need to hear.

A Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

When life cracks your head, here's a helmet.

My name is Luke Burbank.

I'm your host.

Oh, yeah.

Wanging at a hundred and ninety nine pounds.

Now, why on earth would that get a fanfare sound effect considering I have sworn on the show

up and down I would never weigh more than a hundred and ninety pounds?

It's because when I stepped on the scale to Jim yesterday, I was fully expecting it to say

two hundred and ninety nine pounds.

So, one hundred and ninety nine pounds is an improvement in the sad universe that I've created.

But that's okay.

We've got a great show for you.

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