Episode #987: 2012 will be awesome…promise
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 January 2012
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Jen catch each other up on their last 2 weeks, battle New Years Depression, and defend celebrities in high heels and athletes who celebrate.
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| 0:00.0 | Greetings friends, I'm Captain UIs. I'm trying to make a few wishes come true. I invented this. It's a wish radio. |
| 0:09.0 | I wish I had a friend. |
| 0:11.0 | He sent them some help. |
| 0:12.0 | I want to meet you. What do you say? From the prehistoric past. |
| 0:17.0 | We're back. |
| 0:18.0 | A dinosaur's story. Featuring the voices of... |
| 0:21.0 | Yeah, make me a filet me long. |
| 0:23.0 | Or a milking me long. |
| 0:24.0 | Until the start to leave. |
| 0:28.0 | And that Luke smile at his. He had it on his face right to the very end. |
| 0:39.0 | Oh, yes indeed. We are back. |
| 0:41.0 | Dearest tens of listeners, our dearest friendos. |
| 0:44.0 | How we've missed you here on this imaginary radio show. This is TBTL. |
| 0:48.0 | It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 0:51.0 | The past is history. The future is a mystery. |
| 0:55.0 | And the present is a gift that we call now. Or episode 987 in a collector series. |
| 1:02.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:03.0 | My name is Luke. I'm your host. I don't know what I'm weighing. I'm going to weigh myself at the gym tonight for the first time in probably. |
| 1:11.0 | I don't know, two or three months. |
| 1:13.0 | And I don't want to get too into what my dieting practices have been over the holiday. |
| 1:19.0 | I call cakes, big old cookies. |
| 1:21.0 | So that's kind of a. |
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