Hey folks, this is Luke.

Thanks so much for tuning into TBTL today.

We are on our holiday break right now,

but don't worry, we haven't left you in the lurch.

In fact, we have carefully hand selected

some of the absolute best TBTL has to offer.

From the TBTL archives, take a listen to this.

And good afternoon, he took home top prize

at the County Fair Demolition Derby,

but his time in the spotlight took a different turn.

Well, we are here at the Demolition Derby Pit,

where last night, Nicholasville Police

were already waiting for David Warner as soon

as he got out of his vehicle.

They were trying to say I was drunk.

I drank eight beers yesterday.

That was all I drank.

TBTL.

Oh, I'm sorry, it was just eight beers.

Here's your license.

Good, sir.

Hey there, America.

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