Episode 98: The End of The World As We Project It
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2015
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, Lahna welcomes hilarious comic Dwayne Perkins as guest co-host. Dwayne and Lahna listen in to a segment with end-of-the-world enthusiast and doomsday prepper (and comic) Jason Hadley. As Jason discusses his plan for the apocalypse, Dwayne and Lahna do their best to poke holes, share a few laughs... and, of course, a DP story for good measure. This is one you'll want to bring with you to the end of days. And stick around after to catch Lahna gives Dwayne a pie to the face!
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| 0:00.0 | The reason why I say it's like a zombie thing is it's so quick. |
| 0:02.6 | Right. |
| 0:03.0 | Where it's like you can other drugs, you can kind of lot of yourself for a while. Right. But like a guy will be literally president of a company on Monday. And can I curse? Oh, fuck yeah. That's right. I heard Ralphie curse on. President of a company on Monday and sucking dick on Friday. Like just like, dude, what happened? Well, I started Crackard Monday. |
| 0:02.5 | Then Wednesday I sold all my shit. on Monday and sucking dick on Friday. Like, just like, dude, what happened? Well, I started Crackard Monday. |
| 0:23.0 | Then Wednesday, I sold all my shit. |
| 0:24.9 | And Friday, I was sucking dick. |
| 0:28.3 | Hey, guys. |
| 0:33.2 | Welcome to the Perfect 10 podcast. |
| 0:34.9 | I'm Lana Turner. |
| 0:35.7 | Thank you so much for listening. |
| 0:42.1 | With me today, I have an amazing guest host, Dwayne Perkins. |
| 0:42.8 | Yes. |
| 0:50.1 | Hello, Dwayne. You and I, you actually did a segment a long time ago. We went to a Thai restaurant. Right, correct. Yes. And I've been back to that place. |
| 0:58.3 | Have you? Nice. That's awesome. It's so good. They make the whole fried fish. That's right. Yeah. I love Thai food zone. Well, I mean, you know, it's good. It's like, it's like dirty and you know what I mean. Yeah, it has to be a B. Yeah. It has to be. It can't be an A. It's got to be a B or C. And they don't have those ratings, I think, all over the country, right? It's most... Right, I think it's just an L.A. |
| 0:54.9 | Yeah, at L.A. |
| 0:55.5 | You don't want to eat in the restaurant with all over the country, right? It's most... Right, I think it's just in L.A. |
| 1:11.3 | Yeah, at L.A., you don't want to eat in the restaurant with the B, but in this case, you know it's good. |
| 1:15.6 | And if you're not in a place where they have a rating, you want to go to a place where, Thai or Chinese |
| 1:08.7 | where like in the men's |
| 1:10.5 | urinal it doesn't flush |
| 1:12.3 | but they put a bucket of ice in |
| 1:14.7 | that's like a self-flushing |
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