Episode 97: Napoleon Complex-Cupid

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2015

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast comedian Jodi Miller joins Lahna to talk about looooooove and dating (mostly dating), and what deal-breakers prevent a hookup from even happening. Enter comedian Sam Norton, who opens up about his Napoleon Complex and life as a shorter-than-average male. It's hard out there for a short guy, even harder (maybe) for a single girl over 30, so listen in to our super-shallow battle of the sexes.

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0:00.0	So we're bringing it back, though.
0:01.1	The whole point of this is that the pie is hilarious, the pie in the face.
0:03.9	And it, you'll see.
0:05.4	Yeah, no, I saw.
0:06.4	Please don't hit me that hard with the pie.
0:08.9	Please make it a gentle pie.
0:10.5	Get ready, get ready.
0:11.9	All right, I'll gently pie you.
0:13.4	Thank you.
0:14.2	It'll be like a sexual gentle, like lesbian pying.
0:17.2	Yes.
0:17.5	Thank you.
0:24.2	Hey, guys. me and pying. Yes. Thank you. Hey guys, welcome to the Perfect 10 podcast. I'm Lana Turner. And today we have an amazing guest
0:30.2	host, Ms. Jody Miller. Thank you. I'm a funny lady. You are funny. And I love you so much.
0:36.5	It's so good to hang out with you. I know it's good to hang with you too.
0:38.7	All right. Today we're going to talk about dating. Can't wait. And are you... It's already. It feels really good. It already feels good. Do you have a type? Like, what's your... Yeah, breathing. If you're alive and single. If he's single and alive at this point... Really? Well, my standards have changed. My standards have definitely changed.
0:55.0	No.
0:58.0	I mean, I obviously, I'm actually blowing up on Tinder right now, people.
1:00.1	For those of you listening, I'm like hitting it hard.
1:00.6	Really?
1:01.6	Yeah, it's happening.
1:02.2	That's what I'm saying.
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