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Madigan’s Pubcast

Episode 96: Venice’s Cover Charge, Giant Snails, & Bulgaria’s Crypto Queen Vanishes

Madigan’s Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Stand-up, Comedy:stand-up, Comedy

4.92.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Included in this episode of the Pubcast, Kathleen opens the show drinking one of John Elway’s Eight elite light lager, which she thinks is delicious and compares to a “crisp” Miller Lite. She gives a review of the Rod Stewart/ Cheap Trick concert at the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, SO excited to see her BFF Daxx Nielsen play live and open the show...Plus! "Good Bad Food", Updates, "Holy Shit They Found It", Giant African Snails Attack Florida, 1st Female NHL AGM Announced, 109 Live Animals Found in Thai Luggage, Venice Implements a Tourist Entry Fee, Texas Yoga Fugitive Caught in Costa Rica, Bulgarian Crytpoqueen Fraudster Vanishes, Hallmark Channels Christmas in July, and What to Watch This Week!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grabbed

0:13.0

yourself a drink? Pull up a bar stool? Let's talk about what's been going on.

0:18.0

It's episode 96 termites. Is it that exciting? It's hotter than shit. I'm already tired. I'm

0:38.0

saying if it's going to start being 90 in May, then I'm going to need to get a cabin in

0:43.0

Minnesota. Are there any termites up there that can tell me where to buy a cabin? Like,

0:47.0

or Wisconsin, somewhere north or Canada would be too complicated, but maybe somebody knows an

0:53.0

Airbnb one in Canada where I can get the fuck out of this heat. And then I just saw I was

1:00.0

down in San Antonio for a corporate gig. Unfortunately, the same day that the Uval day school

1:05.0

deal occurred. But aside from that, which tragedy and stuff, but it was so hot then in San

1:12.0

Antonio, and that was May. It's now July and they're asking them, hey, could you guys not

1:18.0

use so much AC? The system might break. And you know what? That'd be fine if when I don't

1:23.0

have enough money one month, I can go, hey, could you just wave some money? Like, I don't

1:28.0

have enough for the bell, but they don't ever cooperate. But when they're the whole system,

1:32.0

I guarantee you, it is going to bust again. It's only the beginning of July. Just saying,

1:39.0

not really an exciting way to open the pub gas, but you know what is exciting? I have drumsticks

1:46.0

that say Dax Nielsen, cheap trick on him. Yeah, he gave him to me. I think I'm going to frame

1:52.0

him. Yeah, I don't know. This is what's so exciting. Well, I met Dax in a bar. And for

1:59.0

six hours, we drank beer and watch hockey at Barney's Beanery. It's the only bar in Los Angeles

2:05.0

because it reminds me of everywhere America. Like just sports cream, pictures of beers,

2:09.0

wings, burritos, breakfast burritos. And when you land at 10 o'clock in Los Angeles,

2:13.0

it's really one o'clock somewhere in East Coast where I can't from. So there's nothing

2:17.0

wrong with that picture of beer and that breakfast burrito. But I told you termites,

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