If you did a whole show called Dick Stories, nobody would show up.

I never saw it, but they did the puppetry of the penis.

A bunch of those were four skins stretching their dicks around into different shapes.

Yeah, that's like balloon animals with your dick.

That's totally different.

That's so entertaining.

Well, most people just want to go see how big your dick is that you could actually do a balloon animal with it.

Yeah. bigger dick is that you could actually do a balloon animal with it. Hey guys, welcome to the Perfect Ten podcast. I'm Lana Turner and I have a guest co-host today, Mr. Sam

Tripoli. Hello, everybody. Perfect Ten. Hello. Awesome. It's so good to see you.

I love you. I'm very blessed he asked me to do this. I'm excited about being here and I'm excited about talking about hot topics. Yes. Well, we got a hot one for you. It's so cool to have you here because today we have an amazing topic for you. The Vagina Monologues is a show that Kat and I did a couple months ago with another comic, Sheena Metal. and I know you have a lot to say about vaginas. And we'll come back to that in a minute. But I want to hear how you are. Oh, about how I am. My vagina's great. My vagina's doing awesome. Even after last night? My vagina is singing and dancing. That's my vagina. I like to make my vagina tap dance. That's what I like to do.

I'm great, man. My life's great. I've been just gigging a lot, doing some road stuff, you know,

just working on a couple things. I'm in a movie coming out about a stand-up comedy that I'm very excited about. So just got good stuff going on. Just grinding.

You know, the grind. I'm going to try to shoot my special soon. I got somebody who wants to fund it.

So just grinding, got an hour of comedy that I'm really excited about, a bunch of crazy-ass

stories that I want to put out. Like, I have this thing where it's like, I feel like comedy.

There's like, there's not a lot of spectrums of comedy. Like I feel like everything's really like safe. I feel like everything's kind of

hacking now. Very ethnic. Everything's ethnic. You know, I'm this. Oh my mom like, and that's great. I just want to wide brain.

I like, I want to do like the Quentin Tarantino stuff of comedy, like really honest, true,

edgy, like storytelling stuff. And that's kind of what I've been working on for the last year

since my last CD came out about all these crazy stories that happened to me in my life and that's

finally coming together and it's it's so interesting because I've been working on all these

jokes forever and usually you'll have like a great story that will have like just a little

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