Episode 95: The Electoral College Is Full of Hot Chicks

Wet Jeans

Rob Gucci

Society & Culture, Society, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Sports, Improv

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey everyone it's Theresa Judice and I'm so excited to announce that
0:04.0	Namaste Bitches are going on tour.
0:06.4	What what? Oh my gosh Theresa and Melissa Feister that's me. We are bringing the
0:11.7	party to Filmer Silver Springs on Friday November 11th.
0:17.0	So get your tickets now at live nation.com.
0:21.0	It's the Namaste Bitches Live and in person in DC. How dope is that!
0:27.0	We can't wait to see you.
0:29.0	Namaste Bitches Live in DC. Get your tickets now at Live Nation. Come. bit I don't hate it actually but I make fun of old people a lot and every time the elevator opens and he's getting out and I'm getting in he holds the door he goes you getting in you getting in like I don't know what kind of elevators I had in 1920 but guy there's going to be enough time for me to get in.
0:55.2	Yeah and he like backs his he backs up against it and puts his arm out.
0:59.5	Are you getting in?
1:00.3	Dude I could I could just walk in dude. Why else would you be standing outside of that? in away. I don't know what old people they're just like old they're just like babies and older skin. Yeah because that you
1:18.1	Life always comes full circle like you begin your life like not really able to clean up your own shit like you just kind of shit in your pants and then that happens
1:26.9	Towards your life as well like you're there gets to a point where you live so long that you turn into it you just turn into a bigger
1:33.5	baby. Yeah so I don't know what he does it's been twice now and I get it he's being
1:38.5	nice but I when the elevator opens there's enough time for the people to get out and then there's enough time for people to get in.
1:46.1	Yeah, I might have to just tell them. I think you should make it so they're like you know how if it is closing and you put your arm in front of it hard enough to do it will back?
1:54.2	I don't, I think it should just be like it fucking closes no matter what.
1:57.8	Yeah.
1:58.8	Like right away?
2:01.5	Yeah, like I don't care if your arm is in the front. It'll just fucking chop it off
2:05.0	I think the subway should do that
2:08.8	The door slams shut immediately. I don't think it should stop the subway. I don't think it should stop the subway. I think the
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