Yeah, so she and I wrote the movie together.

I got a question real quick.

Is this what we just?

We just interrupted.

Yes, you did perfect.

Hey, can we see what Mark Maren's talking about right now?

Hey, guys, I'm Lana Turner.

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Thank you guys so much for joining us because today I have one of my favorite people and one of the funniest comics co-hosting Mr. Darren Carter. Thank you. Yay. Yes. Darren, you're awesome. Thank you. Thanks for having me. It was nice. You know what I did on the way here was I have, do you guys listen to Ways? Do you use Ways to get around LAT traffic? And I don't know how this happened, but I somehow clicked a Jay Leno thing. So Jay Leno gave me directions here. Oh, that's neat. Yeah, he's like, a quarter of a mile, sparky, turn right. And he's like, traffic hazards. and then it was uh and it says something like oh yeah

because you're in a traffic hazard so it was like uh it's like so now you're stopped in traffic

traffic you can look down at the cars that are lesser than yours or something like that oh that's amazing

because he's got like a million cars yeah because he has and he has this yeah, I guess it's to promote his new Jay Leno's garage show.

And then, and, uh, yeah, because I saw the, the option popped up last night when I was on my way to a gig. And it was the Colonel Sanders voice. I was going to say, are there other voices that you can have? I didn't really want that one because I'm like,

it's just an impression.

It was kind of cool to hear the actual Jay Leno and he's like,

and then when I got here, it's like it or not, you chose it. I just got you here. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. That's so funny. I know I use that app a lot now to get around town because it can cut out. Do you just do the American app, just the normal American voice? I didn't know I could change the voices on it. Yeah, go into settings and go under sound and you'll see all these crazy voices.

It'll have you doing like 30 left turns and 10 right turns just to save 15 seconds on your drive, but you're grateful for it. You're good that you use it and you like it. Depends on where I'm going with it because it can be really long. I just sound sexist, but I've observed that a lot of women don't like it because, you know, it makes them do funny stuff. Like what you kind of describe. But guys like it? You like to have somebody telling you how to drive? Yeah. Because I'm like, at least I'm moving. I'm moving. I don't care if I'm going to Malibu, and I'm trying to get to Rancho Cucca Munga. I'm moving, damn it, you know.

Yeah, no, I'd rather be moving than sitting'm moving. I don't care if I'm going to Malibu and I'm trying to get to Rancho Kuka Munga.

I'm moving, damn it, you know?

Yeah, no, I'd rather be moving than sitting still mostly. Yeah, because I mean, in traffic. She doesn't like it because it's like, she wants a green light to tell her to go. She doesn't want to like have to turn left and all these cars are coming at her like 50 miles an hour. it's like she's like it's weird there's a stop there's no stop sign I want to

she wants a traffic signal to like you like UPS you know how they they want you to make

um three right She was like, oh, it's weird. There's a stop. There's no stop sign. I want to, she wants a traffic signal.

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