Episode 95 - Abraham Shakespeare: Lucky Numbers
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🗓️ 22 May 2019
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
In 2006 all of Abraham Shakespeares' dreams came true.
He won 30 million dollars on the lottery, it looked like all his troubles were over.
But within 3 years all of his money disappeared and soon after, Abraham disappeared too.
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| 0:24.0 | I'm Hannah. I'm Sruti and welcome to Redhanded. |
| 0:28.0 | I've gone through some phases in my very long lifespan of 28 years, where I've had absolutely no money, |
| 0:35.0 | and I've also had times when I've had a bit of money, never loads, but like some in my life of Korean abundance. |
| 0:42.0 | And although my general happiness did not change that much in between those times, I still think that at least 60% of my problems would be solved by a large lump sum of money. |
| 0:56.0 | And if you hang out in the Facebook group, you will already know that the lottery comes up in this week's episode. In fact, it's pretty central. |
| 1:04.0 | Winning the lottery is on a lot of people's lifetime goals list. I say it flippantly loads myself. I say stuff like, |
| 1:11.0 | oh, like I could only do that if I win the lottery, or I'll get back to you when I've won the lottery. Like I say it quite... |
| 1:17.0 | So for the bants, Hannah. |
| 1:19.0 | Bants. |
| 1:21.0 | Oh, talk to me when I've won the lottery, don't worry about it. Just wall to wall bants with Hannah McGuire, don't worry about it. |
| 1:26.0 | Hey Hannah, do you want to go to the pub? Call me when I win the lottery. |
| 1:29.0 | Well currently, it do be like that, I'm afraid. |
| 1:32.0 | Sometimes it just be like that. It's the cutting remarks. That's what's made this podcast so shit hot. It's cutting remarks like that. |
| 1:39.0 | It's just that sassy, you've got that. |
| 1:42.0 | Call me when I win the lottery, bitch. Good. |
| 1:46.0 | Exactly. But perhaps my life isn't really that bad because it would seem that more often than not, |
| 1:52.0 | winning the lottery has actually brought not too much happiness to the recipients of the big bucks. |
| 1:58.0 | And here are just a few examples. In 2012, a group of McDonald's employees sued their co-worker for allegedly defrauding the Maryland lottery to avoid having to split the winnings with them. |
| 2:09.0 | And then in 2002, Jack Whitaker won $315 million on the Powerball. And quite quickly afterwards, he was robbed of over half a million dollars in a strip club. |
| 2:20.0 | Why have you got half a million dollars with you in a strip club? |
| 2:23.0 | Why have you got it in cash? |
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