Episode 94: BDSM with Tim and Jill Part 2
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 28 October 2015
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
We are back this week for ROUND TWO of Lahna with co-host Jill-Michele Melean and guest Tim Chizmar. The ladies listen in and comment on an interview with our favorite nude comic and BDSM fanatic Tim Chizmar. Tim holds nothing back while Lahna and Jill struggle to make sense of his unique proclivities in the second installment of this hilarious episode.
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| 0:00.0 | To me, it just seems like a medical thing, but then he's happy to have it done. |
| 0:03.7 | That's just like, oh. |
| 0:05.2 | Well, she dressed like a nurse? |
| 0:06.3 | No. |
| 0:06.9 | I don't think so. |
| 0:08.8 | No, but when you went medical because you, I don't think anybody shoves fruit up. |
| 0:14.4 | Goodbye. |
| 0:15.2 | For medical. |
| 0:16.3 | No. |
| 0:27.4 | Hey, guys, I am Lana Turner, and you're listening to The Perfect Ten podcast. |
| 0:30.8 | And again with me is Jill Michelle Melione. |
| 0:31.5 | Yay. |
| 0:43.2 | If you listened last week, she was with me to do this incredible, you know, how do you find somebody as great as Tim Chisholmard for a podcast? |
| 0:48.3 | I've known him for so long. I had no idea. It is just like, it's too much for one episode. |
| 0:51.5 | Great stories. I was like, no, I have to hear more. |
| 1:11.3 | You have to hear more? Yes, I have to. I would assume anybody who listened to last week and is coming back this week is really excited. And then there were people who listened last week who were like, fuck it, it's too gross. We can't do anymore. Even if they think it's gross, they're going to come back and listen because it's fascinating. Like, it's like that thing where, you know, you don't, if you don't do drugs or you don't drink alcohol or whatever, but you're like, I'm fascinated watching intervention. Like, it's just another world that I'm like, I know I'll never be in that world. So what makes them tick and why do they do these things? In an intervention, you don't know. You could end up in one. It happens. It does. It happens. |
| 1:44.7 | I never thought I'd be in one. No, I've been present in interventions. Crazy. For me. The train wreck, though. Watching the train crash. Watching the train crash and going, how can they choose that vodka over their baby? Right. It's just so, I'm fascinating. |
| 1:49.3 | So, like, hearing these stories of all this, like, this dungeon and, like, oh, you know, do you whip people and then you get fucked up with all these different |
| 1:55.4 | deldos exchange. |
| 1:57.4 | I don't know what he was saying. |
| 1:58.6 | I was just like, I swear, the dreams |
| 2:02.6 | and the nightmares. |
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