Way down upon the Swanee River far, far away.

That's where my heart is yearning ever, home where the old folks stay.

Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Greg, Wayne, Josh, and Cameron, the podcast where Floridians discuss the legends, lore, and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida.

Good afternoon. Good after evening.

Good after evening. Guys. Hello. Hey, Josh. Some people in this room have a servant's heart and volunteer.

Do their own community service.

Right.

Thank you for the compliment.

Some of us don't.

Thank you.

I'm just going to explain how I contribute to my neighborhood.

Right.

I believe someone's been storing their bicycle in my car in the middle of the night.

What?

Well, I found, like, tracks on my roof, like mud tracks, like a bicycle tire had been there.

Yeah.

And I was going to get mad, but then I'm like, you know what?

If he needs a place to store, or she needs to store their muddy bicycle.

Is it like tire tread or just mud?

Now there's like two like half circles on my ceiling.

Yeah, but weren't you practicing your kicks the other day?

Yeah, but I was doing that in the car.

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