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Then part of being an adult, you know what I just realized

when we were at the grocery store, the main thing about being an adult is

Opening up your notes app and saying don't forget the chicken seasoning. Yeah, I always key the key to grocery shopping you have to make a

note tap this you there's no other store that has that many products in it and so if

you go in without a fucking, if you go in without a note sap saying make sure you get

chicken and balsamic vinaigret, you're gonna fucking forget it, I promise you to that.

It's impossible to shop it out of

this. Yeah who the fuck would remember olive oil? Yeah like there's always

shit like yellow mustard that I'm just gonna walk right past. Yeah that's the

closest I'll get to being an adult is writing food items

in my notes just so I remember. Yeah, because that's really the only other use for note. The only two uses for notes is shopping lists and celebrities apologizing for things on Twitter.

That's pretty much the only two purposes for it really.

They should make an app for celebrities when they do bad things that

formulates like a no apology letter for them like it's a pre-written like a pretty yeah like it's just like a

a generator yeah I'm so I'm saying I'm the kind of apology yeah like you just it does the

basic thing it says I'm sorry for a blank At the time of the blank, I was blank, blank.

And then you customize it by saying like you click a little down bar

and it says racist, sexist.

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