Episode 93: BDSM with Tim and Jill
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 21 October 2015
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast Lahna welcomes guest co-host Jill-Michele Melean. The ladies listen and comment on an interview with nude comic and BDSM fanatic Tim Chizmar. Tim holds nothing back while Lahna and Jill struggle to make sense of his unique proclivities in part one of this two part episode.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, man, the thing, like, because sometimes, you know, even when they sit down, sometimes it gets in between their legs and it's caught and it makes like a bubble. |
| 0:06.1 | Like, I don't really... |
| 0:08.0 | Not cute. |
| 0:10.2 | It's just not. |
| 0:16.3 | I love it because everyone's been there. |
| 0:19.3 | I've seen that bubble. |
| 0:27.5 | No. And I love it because everyone's been there. I've seen that bubble. Hey, guys, welcome to the Perfect Ten podcast. |
| 0:30.3 | I'm Lana Turner. |
| 0:31.2 | And our special guest this week is Ms. Jill Michelle Mellione. |
| 0:34.3 | Yay! |
| 0:35.0 | Hi, Jill. |
| 0:35.7 | Hi. |
| 0:36.3 | I love you so much. |
| 0:37.5 | I, too. It's been love you so much. I do. |
| 0:38.1 | It's been years, but we still look so young, don't we? Why do you have to bring that up? Well, we've known each other for years. Yeah, you look exactly the same, okay? Let's just establish that. You look actually better. Thank you. Because I want to say we get better with age. I swear every time I see you, |
| 0:35.3 | I'm always like, |
| 0:36.0 | damn, she's hot. |
| 0:37.1 | Oh, I'm always |
| 0:55.3 | like, damn, she's hot. Oh, I think the same thing. I love it. If only we were let's be in. |
| 1:01.7 | Oh, only. Oh my God. Well, this time goes on. Fuck. I know. Seriously, the older you get the |
| 1:09.2 | more you go, not a bad idea. I don't know. |
| 1:12.0 | On the podcast, we had you on, you talked about having a lesbian relationship. Yeah, I tried. I tried. |
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