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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #916: We Survived! (barely)

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2011

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

TBTL survives a near collision with a rogue satellite, ponders if they were their parent's favorites, and Jen has one more reason to mourn the slow death of the Post Office.

Transcript

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0:00.0

But this entire thing is completely disrespectful to the rap game

0:04.9

Are are you being for real? I'm as real as the streets, okay?

0:09.2

And I'm not about to whore out my rap skills with a Z to some adult nerds gone wild

0:13.8

What part of Irwin Dale Renaissance pleasure fair sounds like a joke to you guys

0:18.4

CBTL

0:25.8

None of it none of it at all on this Monday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that's probably too beautiful to live

0:33.7

Hey, I'm your host Luke Burbank battling through

0:38.7

battling through all kinds of

0:40.8

Throat and head cold illness to bring you this

0:44.3

916th episode in a collector series. I'm not even supposed to be here today

0:49.0

But that's just how dedicated I am to

0:52.4

Creating this imaginary radio show day in day out that and they probably won't pay me if I don't show up and do it

0:58.3

We have a great show for you on this Monday. Hi, this is Luke's mom, sootie coming tonight on TBTL

1:04.1

Times cover story finds that let's be honest all parents are horrible in a certain way that will explain to you

1:10.7

Can't tell me what to do. You're not my father. Also, it's Monday. So that means it's

1:18.7

And from the follow-up file

1:21.5

Remember that satellite that was gonna fall out of the sky and I was trying to tell Jen

1:26.1

There's basically no chance that it's gonna do any damage to us or our loved ones here in the great Pacific Northwest

1:32.3

Where do you think they think it actually landed?

1:35.8

It's right right here in our Pacific Northwest

1:39.4

Speaking of Jen flash Andrews the long time producer of the program

1:43.7

She's right over there. Hi, Jen. Hi, how are you? I'm doing a lot better than you you do sound

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