Hey buddy, you're doing good. I feel I'm so much more relaxed. Thank you, Helen. I just feel like I'm excited and I feel relaxed and I'm ready

to party with the best of them. I'm gonna go down to the river.

Wow, it looks like somebody's really relaxing now.

T-B-T-L!

Well, I don't know about you, but I am definitely ready to party with the best of them.

Also know, as a Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

It's like I'm walking on sunshine.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host, this episode 914 in a collector's series.

I am weighing in at 193 pounds.

It's a giant weight loss in the last three days of like, I don't know something like six pounds maybe, five pounds.

Have I been gaming the system? Have I been weighing myself after going on a morning run?

And after nicotration? Have I been basically living a fantasy based on gaming the system?

Four yeses and one hell yeah.

I don't care though, I'll take it. Don't take that 193 away from me.

We have a great show for you on this Thursday.

Hi, this is Luke from Susie coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

We have exciting news about a couple of things.

One, the best of Western Washington local podcasting division.

There's a new leader and guess who it is? Ask an atheist.

I'm kidding. We'll talk about that in a minute also.

Speaking of good news, those hikers, the last two of those hikers who are being held in Iran, they have been let go, which is pretty amazing.

And there is apparently a new show called Celebrity Wife Swap, where as the name might indicate, celebrities get to swap wives.

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