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Are you, did you hit it yet?

Hit, ready, go.

But we've had a lot of trouble with that.

Are you sure we hit it?

Oh, yeah.

You know, sometimes... The babies are like, you assholes can't hit a record button.

I know.

In fairness, it shouldn't be that hard, so I think they have a point.

Well, you got to keep in mind. Like, I generally have an entire staff of people to hit the record button for me. Right. Times are tough. Yeah. You know, I... So you don't have the record button hitting staff. You had to cut back on some staff. Yeah, what am I going to do? I'm going to, I'm going to cut back on the pillow fluffing staff? No. No, you still got the lamb shearing staff? Of course. I'm going to shear my own lamb. Come on. No, you're not. That's my point. You don't even have any land. You're like two lamb. I don't have any lamb. But what if I get some? Yeah, that's right. You need the lamb shearing staff. They got a great gig. Oh, they got the best gig on the estate. Peanut shelling staff? You got them? Of course I got them. Here's the thing. I'm going to go to a ball game? Everybody in my family has a peanut allergy, right? Yeah. So I can't shell my own peanuts. No, you kill your family. Of course. So you got people dressed in hazmat suits shelling your peanut for you.

That's right.

And also say, sorry, do you say shell your peanuts or shell your peanut?

Shell your peanut, right?

No, I say peanuts.

Oh, okay.

I say, listen, I got people to shell my peanut for me.

No, I don't do that.

Yeah?

You don't do that? This is a classy organization. You're from the Occident, then? Of course. Okay. In the oriented, shell, my peanut. Well, I know that. I know you know that. I spent some time abroad. I'm not going to tell you what that broad's name was. College. Welcome to mates, everybody.

Mike and Tom eat snacks.

Mike and Tom eat snacks.

With my good friend Michael Ian Blackblatt.

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