Episode 90: The Red Sox Suck With Jared Carrabis
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2019
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees finally beat a bad team at home, completing a two-game sweep of the Boston Red Sox. Tuesday was all about Red Sox killer Mike Tauchman and the dominance of James Paxton. Wednesday was a Gardy Party with Brett Gardner's go-ahead grand slam. Barstool's Red Sox blogger/national baseball journalist Jared Carrabis joins the show to talk about Tuesday's game and the Red Sox early season struggles. It's a fun time!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.0 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.0 | Welcome to another edition of the Short Porch presented by Barstal by Barcelona I am your host hubs |
| 0:14.5 | along something on the other side of the phone my co-host my compaduary Tommy's |
| 0:19.3 | folks Tomsky Valley what's happening? What's up hubs? I'm feeling way better right now than I have this entire baseball season. |
| 0:28.0 | It is it's such a good feeling to just beat up on the worst team in baseball just have a |
| 0:33.7 | crappy team come to town and win a couple of games. It's a great confidence boost. |
| 0:37.0 | I, all right, so we have to preface this, I'm calling you, we're doing this |
| 0:42.0 | podcast, I'm on the phone just walking on New York City. I thought I had a silent spot |
| 0:46.4 | No less than 100 children have just shown up at the corner of this street. It is insane that there are this many children right now out in the streets |
| 0:53.9 | that won the morning or whatever time it is, but fuck. But let me tell you this. The New York Yankees are |
| 0:59.3 | back. I witnessed it firsthand these last two games. They have fire. They're |
| 1:03.9 | plumbered one third of their fucking roster and they're winning and they just |
| 1:07.8 | beat the Boston Red Sox. They just swept the Boston Red Sox. And I'm |
| 1:10.4 | feeling good about myself buddy. I tell you how much it feels I mean you know we're still |
| 1:16.4 | eight nine still under five hundred still a lot of injuries but beating the red socks is just such a great |
| 1:21.5 | cure all and it was a great way to say to say like |
| 1:25.6 | look things are bad with the Yankees but at least we're not Boston right now because |
| 1:30.4 | Boston just stinks they have so many more problems. I mean the Yankees, you know, we're struggling, but we can pretty much point to injuries as a reason for that. |
| 1:39.0 | The Red Sox, they're pretty healthy and they are just looking like an awful baseball team so it's a nice little thing to be able to say hey at least we're not that |
| 1:47.8 | Man there I mean they're fully healthy besides like it's Dustin Bedroyo went down tonight, but I mean they are fully healthy |
| 1:54.8 | They have their starting rotation everyone's healthy they're bullpen you know whatever the hell that is |
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