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We are a long-time married couple who's decided to chronicle our personal adventures

and share our sex-positive discussions as we navigate our way through the swinging lifestyle.

Care to join us? Well, hello everyone and welcome back to the We Gotta Thing podcast. I'm Mr. Jones.

And I'm Mrs. Jones. We want to welcome you to episode nine. It's a Friday evening. We've just we want to welcome you to Episode Dine.

It's a Friday evening.

We've just been out to dinner, just the two of us, and we did the dreaded Costco thing again, but I ordered Mr. Jones by taking it into this awesome, like, organic, locally sourced restaurant

that had really, really awesome burgers and French fries.

That didn't make up for Costco tonight.

You had your coat on.

It's May.

I had a sweater on because if anybody out there goes to Costco, they know when you go into the produce section,

there's that like little back room where the lettuce

is and the fresh raspberries and and everything and it's about four degrees in there but you don't have

to go through every bag of frozen broccoli you can just pick up it's not frozen it's just chilled whatever

but you take so much time in there if you'd get in and get your stuff and get out i gotta get to get the best date on it. I got to make sure it's not soggy. I don't like soggy broccoli. Yeah, anyway, you can tell them a little cranky tonight after our visit to Costco. No, no, no, no. We went to this restaurant and we had this lovely bottle of wine from Argentina. It was a Malbec tampeña blend. That we drank out of mason jars?

Well, yeah, we live in the South, honey.

That's what we drink wine out of.

Yeah.

It's eclectic.

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