Episode 9: We're Not Having Fun
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2018
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Hubbs and Tom are here with their first Monday episode of The Short Porch to recap a disappointing weekend series against Baltimore. Heartbreaking extra inning losses, Giancarlo Stanton is historically bad, everyone is hurt, and more. They also preview the upcoming series against Boston!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.0 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.0 | Welcome to another edition of the Short Porch. |
| 0:14.0 | I'm your host pubs alongside me. |
| 0:17.0 | It's my co-host. |
| 0:19.0 | You know him is alarmingly stupid. |
| 0:21.0 | Others know him as the voice of Fordhamham but everyone knows them as Tommy smokes |
| 0:25.2 | Tom what's up you sound depressed as you should be so tough this is not how I envisioned starting off the two episode a week |
| 0:37.6 | edition of the short porch I really didn't wish for the Boston Red Sox to be off to the best start in |
| 0:45.7 | baseball in franchise history. I really didn't want the Mets hitting Grand Slams |
| 0:52.4 | on Sunday Night Baseball and their whole rotation |
| 0:55.7 | just made it through their first run healthy in their short history. |
| 1:01.1 | Oh and the Yankees just can't play baseball well at all. We're five and five and |
| 1:09.2 | and nothing we just we just lost the series to the Baltimoreals who stink. |
| 1:14.0 | They answered the series with one win. |
| 1:16.0 | They now have four. |
| 1:18.0 | Nothing's good. |
| 1:19.0 | Today sucked. |
| 1:20.0 | Friday was awful. |
| 1:21.0 | I think I'm becoming an alcoholic. |
| 1:23.2 | Yeah, so what's up with you? How's everything? |
| 1:27.0 | I mean, it really cannot be a worse start to the... |
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