Episode #9 - Joey Diaz went DEEP on the Lord's Day
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.6K Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2023
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Joey Diaz tells Lee Syatt about making the decision to talk to his daughter about something very important, Joey's advice for staying calm when you eat a lot edibles and his addiction to comedy during his early days at The Comedy Store.
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| 0:00.0 | right away you want to open up with something ridiculous you know you want to turn the finger |
| 0:04.7 | listen we got on here we got on graveyard we're good are you calling someone hi honey everything good |
| 0:16.0 | all right i'm going deep in the murky water so all right is it cold out there is it cold out |
| 0:22.2 | uh yes it is going to be cold out here but we did really we're doing well all right in my |
| 0:27.2 | bitches there your main bitch Jay he's here all right send him my love that's it take time |
| 0:41.1 | well but i was hallucinating because he said i'm putting it on airplane mode and then |
| 0:46.8 | a phone started ringing no no no i called my wife just before i put on that plane mode you know |
| 0:52.8 | professional i figured it out i just i figured it out i know you every every week you call me |
| 1:01.8 | and half an hour earlier i have to take it the edible pretty soon it's going to be nine in the |
| 1:05.8 | morning taking the uh you're like this man was trapped i had a rough morning so i had to come |
| 1:11.6 | home and take a nap before he had it but i got up i washed my muffler i made a protein shake and |
| 1:16.6 | i threw three of them down and i just threw another one down with a fucking snapple iced tea |
| 1:23.5 | that's it i haven't had dinner yet so it's perfect when i get out of here i have a little |
| 1:27.6 | fucking something something you know what i'm saying that's the best part i loved i love uh doing |
| 1:32.6 | on an empty stomach and then and then like it's a great deal like i do you time out at all you |
| 1:38.0 | probably don't like yeah you know you don't have you're really irritating me you know what i'm saying |
| 1:45.8 | what do you buy i'm on i think a time on believe it or not if i told you this man |
| 1:52.4 | i can't eat these no more during the week wow because i know i love i myself like destroying food |
| 2:00.3 | like that rip in and shit like in the morning whether it's uh you know fucking salad |
| 2:07.3 | a protein shake whether it's sometimes i eat those honey nut gerials i kill that box that little |
| 2:12.8 | skinny fucking covid box big big boxes then all of sudden fucking covid came and the boxes |
| 2:18.8 | fucking shrunk and something not to me well that's what i was talking about like i time out my |
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