Episode 9-It's ValenTIME'S Day (Part 1)

Advice From A F*ck Boy

Bleav + Clint Coley

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2020

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

It's Valentine's Day people and Clint is on a rampage discussing everything Valentine's Day. His best Valentine's Day, his worst Valentine's Day, his mom being his date, losing his virginity, giving and getting gifts and being a Fuck Boy Valentine.

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0:04.6	Bojo, fancy some cheese and shably, downstairs, yeah?
0:10.4	No, get out of my office.
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0:30.0	Relax.
0:32.0	Concentrate on your Relax.
0:36.0	Concentrate on your breathing, hanging in the cold air,
0:39.0	because your boiler's broken,
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0:48.2	again and again. Repeat our mantra, home care.
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0:59.0	Ladies and gentlemen, you are now listening to episode 9 of advice from a foot boy.
1:07.0	This is Clint Coley. You know who you're listening to. I still don't have any entrance music like I still don't have no no no cut
1:16.4	tracks nothing and all you motherfuck is out there that right like like look okay
1:20.3	so I had people send me some music right right? I don't just want a beat. I need somebody to make me a jingle. You know what I'm saying? Like, do I got to call Jamie at Jingles 2000? Like, if you don't get the reference, you suck.
1:34.1	Anyway, I need somebody to make me a jingle.
1:37.0	All right?
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