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Kill James Bond!

Episode 9.5 Rising Sun [TEASER]

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film:film Reviews, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.7616 Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

We've heard your baleful cries carrying across the moors at night- "wheres the damn Connery Racism!?" well, my precious angels. my beautiful friends. Rest assured we have found the perfect movie for you- one where Connery has gone where Captain Henderson could not. Thats right, he's gone Entirely Japanese.We recorded this immediately after the next free episode and so consequently all of us were riled up from the get go and variously intoxicated on Alcohol, lack of sleep, etc. Strap in! Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/52550305   *SHIRT ALERT*We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on June 20, 2021 -- get it here!https://www.killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjbs-the-connery   *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

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0:00.0

Simpai, rough neighborhoods may be America's last advantage.

0:18.0

Let me just start by saying two things. Number one, let me just start by saying two things.

0:22.0

Number one, let me just start by saying,

0:23.8

Konichua, Kiru James Bondu, and let me secondarily say,

0:29.4

I'm going to peel back the curtain here just instantly.

0:32.6

This is the second recording we're doing today.

0:35.3

Yes.

0:35.8

We're done two in a row.

0:37.4

I have had two hours done two in a row.

0:42.3

I have had two hours of sleep in the past 48.

0:48.1

I have had three white claws, and I have three more.

0:51.6

So let's just get my first review of this movie out of the way with this.

0:55.1

Ohio Gizimus.

0:58.7

I'm welcome to Kill James Bond,

1:01.8

charting all new vistas of racism.

1:04.3

What's actually a kill James Bond this.

1:09.7

We have become fucking deranged,

1:21.3

which is the perfect mindset to consume the Sean Connery Wesley Snipes film, Rising Sun.

1:23.7

Remember the name of it, got there eventually.

1:25.6

And I'm only going to get worse.

1:31.1

Sean Connery Wesley Snipes is just like two juggernauts colliding in my brain.

1:31.8

Right.

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