At the dawn of sports broadcasting, a rose Monday night football,

a beacon of sports television entertainment,

with an iconic, illustrious history,

with memorable moments, exciting plays, and the game's greatest stars.

Now, under the game's brightest lights,

and because they had nothing else to do tonight these two guys

just talking football welcome to monday night football with tc and j hey man i'm doing terrible thanks

for asking.

What happened, man?

It's just, I've lost any confidence that I will, at any point in my life, sleep for three hours or more than three hours consecutively.

Oh, no. Yesterday was a low point. Up until then, it had been fun, all fun in games. We had the vampire mode movie of the

night. You know, good, good fun. I've been just taking in a lot of culture, feeling like my brain is,

if anything, too full with good stuff. But yesterday I had actual things to do during the day, which is a bit of a rarity for me.

And so I didn't nap.

And then the problem, the thing that I've always had is that if I go to bed like 10 p.m. or before, I'm going to wake up around, like about three hours later.

And I'm going to be fully awake awake I'm not going to go back

to sleep until like 9 a.m. or something. And so I was like I know no matter how tired I am,

I just got to power through, just got to make it to about midnight. That's always worked out for me.

And so I do that. You know, I don't nap. I'm very tired. I make it to midnight. Super tired. The other thing that's always been the factor in this whole thing is, uh, is he coming in? And I was just like, hope I catch a break. Kid doesn't come in. And guess what? She didn't. She was fine. She was excellent. Caught a break. And I fucking wide awake at 3 a.m.

Oh no.

Nothing I can do about it.

I lay in bed for like an hour just being like this isn't happening.

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