Episode 890

It's Just Banter

TC Fleming

Comedy

4.7 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Live from the Twilite Lounge!

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0:00.0	Just look at your video screens.
0:05.0	Have you ever wondered why we go to war, or why you never seem to be able to get out of death,
0:10.0	why there is poverty, division, and crime?
0:12.0	What if I told you there was a reason for it all?
0:15.0	What if I told you it was done on purpose?
0:18.0	What if I told you that those who were corrupting the world, poisoning our food,
0:22.5	and igniting conflict, were themselves about to be permanently eradicated from the earth?
0:28.3	You might think that an idealistic fantasy. Well, let me tell you a story.
0:34.7	I got, man, a lot of people think this a wig. This ain't a wig.
0:39.3	It's just built like this.
0:41.3	Sores and stripes.
0:43.3	It's just, it is what it is.
0:45.3	Top-ranked mullet in America.
0:48.3	Wow.
0:49.3	Step over there.
0:50.3	Okay.
0:51.3	Stay in the car.
0:52.3	Stay in the car.
0:53.3	Stay in the car. Stay in the, get back in the car.
0:57.0	Okay, are you going to go.
0:59.0	Stay in the car.
1:01.0	I have yet to meet a person who is able to consistently masturbate without a single sexual thought entering their mind.
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