Welcome back to Real TV. Your source for snarky reality TV recaps of all the shows we love and love to hate. I'm Jody and this week, also known as the week before 90 day fiance premie premieres,

I'm bringing you the best and worst moments from Real Housewives of Potomac,

teen mom too, and a show that is new to me, Southern Charm.

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before we jump into the recap of Southern Charm, I had been warned by many of you about a particular person and that would be a Mr. Thomas

Rabinel.

So I did a little evidence search, I've been listening to Watch What Rapids and other podcast forever so the name is not new to me but boy

Thomas has got some deep dark stuff going on as of late. There's a former nanny that has, how do I, she's alleged that he has raped her and man, it's damn hard to find something that is complimentary to him so let's just say his

behavior is not flattering to anyone in the light of this hashtag me too movement.

So let's just kind of tuck that into our Gloria Alred tab on our desktops or Minds and let's jump in. Now right off

the bat what the hell is going on with this theme song? I felt like I was stuck in

like a really bad spoken word jazz club with a sorority girl singing, because whoever's voice is speaking or singing in that opening,

is it a monologue, is it a song, it's just grading in all the women

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