Episode 89: Make It Stop. Please Make It Stop
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2019
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees have lost their first 3 home series to start a season for the second time in 100 seasons. The bullpen continues to be a disaster, Happ is a mess, and Mike Tauchman is still playing. The injuries keep piling up with Gary going down and Betances being out for two more months. Not great. We end the show comparing Yankees to Game of Thrones characters so that was fun!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.4 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.2 | I am your host, Hubbs, alongside me on the other side of the room, the king of clouds, the vape |
| 0:14.1 | got himself. Tommy smokes, Thomas Kibelli, what's happening? |
| 0:17.1 | What's up? |
| 0:18.1 | This is the mood swing season, I think is what we're officially going to call it. |
| 0:23.0 | We're bipolar basically at this point. |
| 0:24.6 | Yes just living and dying on Yankees baseball which has just really been an absolute roller coaster. |
| 0:30.1 | Roller coaster nothing is consistent whatsoever we have three great games, we have two absolutely terrible. Well, I wouldn't say absolutely terrible. There were a lot of good things that went into them, but they're also just some terrible, like we should win. We should be, um, we should be seven and four right now without a doubt. We should have both games in hand of Houston |
| 0:47.2 | Both those games we had leads later in the game. There's no reason we should be five and six right now. This is bullshit |
| 0:54.6 | But I mean this team is as inconsistent as it gets it is not it's not the end of the I mean we are we |
| 1:01.8 | were upset mainly last week after the Detroit series |
| 1:04.8 | upset now but you know I get it last year they started nine and nine they ended up |
| 1:08.7 | winning a hundred games they'll be fine this year I mean the most frustrating thing |
| 1:11.8 | though is that the red socks are |
| 1:13.3 | three and fucking nine we're not doing a thing about the difference this year is that one |
| 1:17.4 | yes the red socks are three nine I think he's were seven and four or eight and three |
| 1:21.8 | we'd feel a lot better making fun of their misery and the other thing is there's just so many more injuries this year where |
| 1:28.1 | You know last year on their health you knew they were going to be able to turn it around this year |
| 1:32.2 | There's just so many question marks with the injuries where you don't feel as confident that oh it's all, excuse me, it's all going to work out. It probably will, but again, there is that dark cloud in the back of the mind where there's so many guys |
| 1:44.8 | hurt. I'm kind of tired of the injury excuse. This team's good enough right now on paper |
| 1:49.1 | and how they're playing that I don't want to hear an injury excuse. I don't want to hear that. |
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