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Round the back. Oh my God, it's a Saturday and we're recording. Welcome to the Midlife Gamer podcast. Today we're going to be talking about Nintendo announcing new handheld hardware, Microsoft confirming USB storage and other stuff like that. iTunes updates in their app store to allow gifting and some great fabulous news for Australian

gamers. We'll talk all about that in the news. All the other stuff we've got going on, all the

other sections, all the rubbish that we talk and the lunacy, that is the Twitter section. So kick

back and enjoy yourselves. Today is Saturday, March the 27th, 2010. This is episode 86 and Matt and Darren are

residing. We're all up in the area that is the office. How are you, buddy? Pretty good, pretty good.

As you can see, yeah, I've cleaned. I don't believe you have cleaned. I believe you have put a good

lady in here and said, do what you do. Yeah, do that thing that you do. Really well. Yeah, go do that voodoo that you do so well. Hey, I bet she does. A quick question, actually. I want to catch you off guard here. Why is there baby oil down by your sofa? Oh, that's that, that's for the rub down.

For the rub down.

For the rub down.

There's baby oil and there's also a cream.

Is there?

Yes.

What's the difference?

I don't know, but you have to use both apparently.

Do you use the baby ball around the front?

So it doesn't like your rubbing come into your stomach. Starting strong. Yeah, and moving on to gaming. Yes, dude. What have you been playing this week? I've been playing. I've been playing my iPhone. Play my iPhone. Now. Yes. Now. You own an iPhone. I do. You don't play that many games on it. Let's be honest. No, no. The only one I really play is word food. And it's only because the only time I play it is when I'm on the job. Yeah. I drive to work so I can't do it there. And when I'm at home, I'm generally always in front of a more traditional, if you like, gaming rig. Yeah. Okay. So, now this is a game called Babearella.

Babea. traditional if you like gaming rig. Okay. So,

uh, now this was,

this is a game called Babearella. Babarella. Babarella. So is that a play on Barbarrella? Yes. Okay. Now I've never seen Barbarella. If you're not? Well, you see the photos, don't you? I did well. Jane Fonda. I did my research. I did my research because there's a review up.

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