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I'm your host Hubs alongside me on the other side of the laptop that costs a cloud

that they've got himself.

Tommy's folks, Tom Skibelli.

Tommy, what the fuck is going on? I don't know.

I want to cry.

What the hell is going on?

What is this?

What is it?

Part of me wants to just...

Part of me wants to go outside and just yell at the clouds.

Party wants to bury my face in a pillow and just cry myself to sleep tonight.

This sucks.

This sucks.

If you told me after Thursday's opening day game, pretty perfect game by all standards,

that six days later, the Yankees would have lost four out of five to two of the worst teams in baseball.

And we have quotes from Aaron Boone blaming the goddamn time of day for scoring two runs and 18 innings we'd be losing every single player to the

DL we'd look lifeless we'd be two and four I would say there's no way that's

happening but that's where we are and I'm really none too

pleased about it. He said visibility today was a issue. What the fuck does that mean?

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