Episode #849: Announcing The TBTL Song of The Summer!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 June 2011
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
TBTL Announces its Song of The Summer, considers changing its name (Artest Style) and chastises BET for rewarding Chris Brown (Color Purple Curse!)
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| 0:00.0 | But this entire thing is completely disrespectful to the rap game. |
| 0:03.5 | Are you being for real? |
| 0:07.0 | I'm as real as the streets, okay? |
| 0:09.0 | And I'm not about to whore out my rap skills |
| 0:11.0 | with a Z to some adult nerds going wild. |
| 0:14.0 | What part of Irwin Dale Renaissance pleasure fair |
| 0:16.5 | sounds like a joke to you guys. |
| 0:18.5 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:25.5 | We are about to embark on a pleasure fair of our own. |
| 0:30.0 | Pleasure fair we call a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L! |
| 0:33.5 | The show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 0:36.5 | The world needs to see the madness that is my upper torso, okay? |
| 0:39.5 | My name is Luke Verbank. |
| 0:41.5 | I am your host, way I get it. |
| 0:44.5 | 187 pounds. |
| 0:47.5 | This is episode 849 in a collector series. |
| 0:50.5 | Hi, this is Luke von Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L. |
| 0:54.5 | Oh boy, we've got so much to get to. |
| 0:58.5 | You know, we've talked about how meta drunk people can be. |
| 1:02.5 | Drunk people are so meta. |
| 1:05.0 | But there's a new meta sheriff in town. |
| 1:07.5 | The basketball player formerly known as Ron Artest will tell you |
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