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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #845: Roger Ebert Is A Mess

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2011

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Roger Ebert apologizes (sort of) for tweeting insensitive things about a dead man, TBTL educates America on the various beauty pageants, and Hari Kondabolu stops by for Awesome Not Awesome.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's the weather like out there? It's hot damn hot real hot hot

0:03.9

This is my shorts. I can cook things in it to the crotch pot cooking

0:07.2

Well, can you tell me what it feels like?

0:08.5

Foo what is hot? I told you game where you born on the sun

0:11.5

It's damn hot. You can be a little sick. I saw a soul damn hot

0:15.0

I saw a little guy at the orange row bursting the flames. It's that hot. You know what I'm talking about

0:19.5

What do you think it's gonna be like tonight? It's gonna be hot and wet

0:22.1

That's nice of you with a lady, but ain't no good if you're in the jungle

0:25.1

Thank you Roswell. Here's a song coming your way right now

0:27.7

No way to run to by Martha and the Vandellas. Yeah

0:38.5

All right, so it may not be

0:41.0

It may not be surface of the sun hot, but it is the first day of summer

0:45.1

Yay

0:47.1

And you are listening to a Tuesday afternoon edition of

0:51.3

TVTL the show that's probably too beautiful to live

0:55.1

California got sunshine. I'm your host Luke Burbank

0:59.2

weighing in at

1:01.2

185 pounds

1:03.3

We've got so much fun stuff to get to from the front port. You want showmanship? You got it

1:10.0

As we talked about the first time we did this it's it's actually a law in Seattle that if it stops raining for more than four minutes

1:18.1

You are actually legally required legally required to go out on your front porch into a podcast

1:23.5

So here we are it is episode 800 and I think it's 845 in a collector series. Hi, this is Luke's mom. Suzy coming tonight on TVTL

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