You have been told to follow your dreams, but what if it's a stupid dream?

For instance, Stephen Colbert of 25 years ago lived at 2015 North Ridge with two men and three women in what I now know was a brothel.

He dreamed of living alone, well alone with his beard.

In a large barren loft apartment, lots of blonde wood, wearing a kimono, with a futon on the floor and a samovar of tea constantly bubbling the background, doing Shakespeare in the street for homeless people.

Wow, that describes almost perfectly what we do here, day in and day out, and here we are folks, all ready to go with a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host, weighing in it, 187 pounds.

It's a trapstief, a mockery of a sham, a mockery of a trapstief, two mockeries of a sham.

That perfectly describes my diet over the weekend in Chicago. This is episode 842 in a collector series, we have a lot of stuff to get to.

Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on TBTL.

Seattle had a slut walk this weekend, we will try to figure out if this was a good thing or a bad thing.

Also, I'll let the bucy explain the past of history, the future of the mystery.

And do we have a bucy related mystery to get to the curious case of these missing tweets that I was following over the weekend about Gary Bucy's hilarious behavior on an airplane flight, which now have been stricken from the record.

And it's Monday, so it's Granny Todd!

Jen Flash Andrews will dig through the news of the week as interpreted by a granny and also give you guys some advice and all that stuff, speaking of Jen Flash Andrews.

She's right over there, the long time producer of the program. Hiya.

Hi.

How are you doing?

I'm doing great.

Yeah, no I am.

It sounds like you're trying to convince yourself that you're doing great. Is it the weather? Is it the beautiful Seattle weather?

That's got you feeling so peppy.

You know, it was a weekend of rain.

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