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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #841: A Podcast on the Verge

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2011

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Luke, Jen and Sean are many things and chief among them is neurotic. Here are three examples which prove the point.

Transcript

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0:00.0

How about that right in? I guess that's why they call it sin city. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner.

0:12.0

I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought duck home, I knew he was one of my own.

0:21.0

And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So where there are two of us in the wolf pack, I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later.

0:33.0

And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, wait a second, could it be? And now I know for sure I just added two more guys to my wolf pack.

0:45.0

Four of us wolves, running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers of cocaine, TBTN!

1:03.0

Well hello there, America. Welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of TBT Health. This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

1:12.0

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host, weighing in at, well, let's just, you know what, let's, let's be optimistic and let's say 174.

1:27.0

Wow. Yeah, that was, you know what, too optimistic. Let's be realistic. I did in Chicago. Okay, let's be realistic. Let's call it 180, 185.

1:37.0

Because I'll probably go to Rossi's, probably run into my friend Ramone, probably eat a lot of UTS potato chips, and end up at the 7-11 there on State Street.

1:46.0

You know what, let's call it 192. Keep it. This, of course, is a taped show, because I am in Chicago doing weight weight, don't tell me.

1:58.0

So we're actually recording this a little bit before Friday. That's where all this speculating about my weight comes in.

2:03.0

But nonetheless, it's episode 841, the collector series, and it's going to be a humdinger. I am sure we've got TBTL's longtime producer, Jen Flash, Andrews here. Hello, Jennifer.

2:15.0

Hi, Luke.

2:16.0

Okay, so this is a very special best of show that you've lovingly assembled. What are we going to hear on this Friday?

2:24.0

Craziness. It happens. We've all worked together for a lot of years, and we've done this show every night. And at different times, I've had to kind of hold you up.

2:37.0

And vice versa, and was Sean as well. This is, this is three times that one of us went crazy. I'm calling this an episode of TBTL on the Rossis.

2:46.0

The first, the first segment is actually podcast on the verge.

2:53.0

There were so many things that I kept coming up with all night long, but this one actually also involves Vanessa.

3:00.0

The two of you tried to pull out your acting caps and pull off an amazing, amazing lie, and you failed spectacularly.

3:12.0

In this very home where we now sit, interestingly enough, right? So that's segment number one, the so-called Casper and Bethany.

3:21.0

Debacle.

3:22.0

Debacle. Okay, what's the second thing?

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